The funniest thing about the stock market is how $WWE spikes and dumps every time Vince McMahon leaves the company or comes back as boss, even though it's literally always a scripted kayfabe event. The stock actually dumped massively once after McMahon's limousine got blown up at the end of an episode of Monday Night Raw in what was the most obviously scripted wrestling event of all time. That's how fucking stupid the stock market is, it literally interprets pro wrestling events as being real.
